Hollywood is often blamed for churning-out too many remakes of old films and classic stories. Well, at least when it comes to this latest version of “The Three Musketeers”, Hollywood is in the clear – since this movie was produced by European studios and shot entirely in Germany. And this film is so bad that […]
Jack Black starred in two of the best films of 2008 – “Be Kind Rewind” and “Kung Fu Panda”. In 2009 Black was part of the one of the worst film of the year – “Year One”. But last year he hit, quite possibly, a personal all-time low with the incredibly bad “Gulliver’s Travels”. This […]
It was last December when I first saw the trailer for “Cats and Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore” and I really didn’t want to see the movie when it came out in July. But I did, because it’s my job. I hope you didn’t. The story, and it’s pretty lame, involves a police dog […]
It was shot in 2D, then converted to 3D. But “Clash of the Titans” can be summed-up with just 1D, and that stands for DISASTER. When released in theaters earlier this year the movie had the 3-D worst of any film I’ve ever seen. And here’s why: the studio decided AFTER the movie was shot that […]
“Shorts” is a Robert Rodriguez creation, so you’d expect a lot of special effects. However, “special” is a word that should never be used to describe this movie. “Awful” is that word. In “Shorts” a kid named Toby, who has no friends, meets a couple of kids and they find a rainbow-colored rock that allows […]
How do I put this nicely? “Aliens in the Attic” is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. The plot is so simple and predictable: A group of four alien creatures come to Earth and land on the roof of a vacation home. They are discovered by some of the kids staying there. The […]
I’ll get right to the point: “The Comebacks” is a loser. The idea is good – a sports movie that makes fun of other sports movies. But this film is awful. It’s not funny and it’s certainly not for kids! Too much adult humor, or, I should say, adult NO humor. No need to explain […]