It’s time for for Super Bowl XLIX: The Battle of Just Two Armies. The Seattle Seahawks are going Into the evening are hoping to Deliver another excellent Game following last year’s Imitation effort by the Broncos.
The NFL has been in the hot seat over the past year, with Roger Goodell consistently on the Edge of being fired. Every Judge in the nation believes the league has been keeping an Untold Secret about that Ray Rice incident (where he told his fiancee to Get On Up from that elevator floor).
The Seahawks’ American Football Conference rival is the New England Patriots. Of course, the big Theory is that the Pats deflated 11 of their 12 AFC Championship game footballs, which had a noticable Drop in weight. The Indianapolis Colts calling this complete Sabotage.
The Patriots press conferences have been Dumb and Dumber To. Tom Brady’s been sniffling his way through interviews and practices, and as coach Bill Belichick should know, No Good Deed goes without punishment.
Drones are not allowed to fly over Arizona’s University of Phoenix Stadium during the game, or their owners will be arrested by Cops. This would be just one of A Million Ways to Die in the West. And halftime show singer Katy Perry will likely stir-up an Awkward Moment or two.
I predict that the Patriots will be having a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day, losing to
the Seahawks in a blazing Fury: 42-14. This Super Bowl could still be a Wild, Non-Stop thrill ride, but I think the Seahawks will retain their title as the Guardians of the NFL Galaxy.
[Side Note: At no point will this Game Stand Tall.]