Get ready for Tyler Perry’s Jackass Presents: Lee Daniels’ Super Bowl XLVIII. Originally, New Jersey was expected to be Frozen on Sunday night – like a February in Nebraska. But it looks like both teams will be feeling The Heat at MetLife of Walter Mitty Stadium with a Cloudy forecast highlighted by 30-degree temps. The Denver Broncos and Seattle Seahawks have had strong seasons since August, but only one can be crowned as the Lone Survivor.
The Great and Powerful Peyton Manning hopes his hot streak Continues as he and Seahawks QB Russell Wilson venture Into Darkness (hopefully not literally this year) for what should be a Fast & Furious game.
Forget Omaha, Manning will be yelling just about anything: “Now You See Me”, “I’m the Captain Now”, or even “Don’t Let Go!” He’ll likely be doing the American Hustle after every Broncos touchdown is scored. And Denver DT Terrance Knighton should get to prove that he’s a Man Of Steel (or, at least, “Pot Roast”).
Neither team will want to fall behind early, thinking that All is Lost and that they’ll have to come Way, Way Back.
I’m betting some of my Wall Street fortune that This Is The End of Manning’s whirlwind year. Seahawks coach Pete Carroll’s team will be Rushing the ball early and Saving big pass plays for the 4th quarter. Catching Fire for his comments lately (Enough Said about that), Richard Sherman will be celebrating with a 31-24 victory over the Broncos, giving a memorable interview following the game that will blow the White House Down. And hopefully I’ll be saying: “I just won 20-bucks!”