I had a great trip to Hollywood. However, here are five things they should fix:
#5 – A Johnny Rockets served me a Grilled Cheddar Cheese sandwich, and not American, as oppose to the Denny’s I went to that made it with American. Grilled Cheese Sandwiches should always be made with American cheese.
#4 – The pool water at the hotel felt like it was 40 degrees. And the sign said it was heated!
#3 – Why would Grauman’s Chinese Theater show a horrible film like “Shorts”?
#2 – At Sony’s Wolfgang Puck resturant, I ordered a G. Cheese with wheat bread, and it had seeds in it! Huge seeds. See #5 for how Grilled Cheese Sandwiches should always be made.
And #1 – The TRAFFIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But all in all, it was a fantastic experience!
In other news…
My good friend Susie Essman (“Bolt”) is coming out with a new book called “What Would Susie Say?”. You can pick it up in stores or online in October.