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Fox's 2008 animated comedy "Space Chimps" is getting a sequel. The film (titled "Space Chimps 2: Zartog Strikes Back" has already been released in the UK, and will be coming to DVD in the U.S. October 5th.
Sometimes direct-to-DVD sequels of animated movies do not have the same voice actors as in the original. The good news is, Andy Samberg, Cheryl Hines, Patrick Warburton, and Stanley Tucci are all back for this one.
The plot involves Comet (the younger chimp from the original that really wanted to go into space) finally getting his chance. However, he meets up with the main villian from the first fim, Zartog, and that can't be good. Comet, Ham, Luna, and Titan, along with the tiny Kilowatt, have to save the day.
October 5th will be a very busy DVD day. Not only is this being released, but also the "Beauty and the Beast: Special Edition" on Blu-ray, "The Karate Kid" and the Oscar nominated "The Secret of Kells". Holy Netflix!
You can check out the trailer for "Space Chimps 2" at the bottom of the page.
Now in Theaters
Hubble 3D (G) B+
The new IMAX feature: "Hubble 3D" is a film you really should check out with the entire family. The film centers around
the May 2009 trip by astronnauts into space to fix the Hubble Space
Telescope. The movie also tells the history of Hubble . We also get a look at some interesting pictures that Hubble has
taken over the last 20 years, which include places in space that are
trillions of miles away. Leonardo DiCaprio does an excellent job
narrating the 45 minute documentary. It's only out in a limited number of IMAX theaters and only for a limited time but it's worth finding.
On The Official Kid Critic Report Card, "Hubble 3D" it gets a B+.
Nanny McPhee Returns (PG) B
It's been 46 years since "Mary Poppins" was released. Four and a half years ago a new British nanny arrived in movie theaters. I didn't see the original "Nanny McPhee" when it came out in 2006, or on DVD, because it looked like a bad rip-off of the Disney classic. And I had low expectations for this sequel - "Nanny McPhee Returns", but, as I've learned several times before, you can't judge a film by it's trailer.
Emma Thompson reprises her role as the mysterious Nanny McPhee. This time she decides to visit a family that lives on a farm because the mother (Maggie Gyllenhaal) needs help trying to handle her three children while her husband (their father) is away at war. And two snotty cousins from the city have also shown up to live with them.
The kids need help, too. They won't stop fighting with each other and generally being crazy. So Nanny McPhee decides to teach them some lesson, by having them help each other through some difficult situations. The big issue is trying to save the farm.
This sequel, like the original, is adapted from the popular Nurse Matilda book series. But, even thought the title character of the movie is Nanny McPhee, she isn't the main focus of the story. The plot mainly centers around the mother and the kids, which surprised me.
The first half hour of "Returns" is just awful. It's filled with the kids fighting and screaming, mud and poo jokes, and more fighting. But when Nanny McPhee arrives on the scene, she not only saves the day, but she saves the movie. Once "small "c" big "P" (as she calls herself) starts working her magic, the script starts working and we begin caring about the individual characters and their problems. Yes, it may be predictable and silly at times, but it's also very sweet and enjoyable.
The performances are all pretty good. The five children each have their moments on screen to shine, and they're all o.k. Veteran British actors Maggie Smith, Ralph Fiennes and Ewan McGregor all have small roles. The special effects are cheesy, on purpose. The swimming pigs are fun to watch.
It's rated PG for some serious elements (which I wasn't expecting, but most kids will understand). It's appropriate for all ages and kids and parents will enjoy watching this one together.
"Nanny McPhee Returns"...and just in time. It's one of the best family films of the summer. On The Official Kid Critic Report Card, it gets a B.
Thompson (who wrote the script and is one of the film's executive producers) has confirmed that a third "NMcP" movie is in the works. After seeing "Returns" I hope we won't have to wait another four and a half years for the next one.
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (PG-13) D+
I need to say right at the start that I am not a gamer. That may be one of the reasons why "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World", which is basically a movie set inside a video game, doesn't work for me. But there are a lot of other reason why it simply doesn't work, period.
Scott (Michael Cera) is a 22 year old who lives in Toronto and plays in a band. He's dating a high school girl named Knives, but he sees this new girl in a dream, meets her and ends-up falling in love with her. But in order to have a relationship with Ramona, Scott has to fight and defeat her Seven Evil Exes.
The movie's look is a combination of a video game and a comic book. It's based a popular six-volume graphic novel series. The look is kinda cool in the beginning. In fact, I liked the first half-hour of "Scott Pilgrim", as you get to know the characters and can enjoy the unique style of the film. There are some laughs and some smiles.
But once the evil exes begin showing up all the fun comes to an end and the movie turns into this long...long series of fight scenes that aren't exciting or interesting. It's the same punching and kicking over...and over. You stop caring for the characters or how things are going to work out.
Now, I guess if you're a person who enjoys playing video games for hours and hours with the characters battling each other for points and coins then you'll probably enjoy the last hour and a half of "Scott Pilgrim". That's just not my idea of a good time in real life, or in a movie.
There's a pretty good cast: Anna Kendrick ("Up in the Air") plays Scott's sister, Jason Schwartzman is the 7th evil ex and two superhero stars - Brandon Routh (Superman) and Chris Evans (Human Torch and Captain America) are also evil exes (a nice touch for the comic book fans). But the performances are overshadowed by the look of the film, which is the real star.
"Scott Pilgrim vs. the World" is rated PG-13 for some adult subject matter, action-violence (which is stylized and shouldn't bother anybody) and some language (but most of the "bad" word are bleeped out). It's appropriate for younger kids, but is clearly meant for the teen to young adult gamer crowd.
On The Official Kid Critic Report Card, "Scott Pilgrim..." only gets a D+.
Maybe if there were only three or four evil exes it would be tolerable for everyone. But, instead, this movie will only be a big winner with video game fans.
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Reply #9 on : Sat August 21, 2010, 22:25:27
You are wrong. Taste is subject, but since you clearly lack taste buds, this does not apply.
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Reply #8 on : Tue August 17, 2010, 16:53:03
I've been reading some of your reviews, and I think you've got quite a knack for interpreting and criticizing films. This one in particular seemed right on the money. I had some trouble following the plot, at one part I was unsure why he had to fight those two guys with the weapons. I felt very lost in this film, and the overall presentation seemed sloppy and lacking of any great production value. It reminded me of a film called Superbad, probably because that is the last time I've seen Michael Cera. It seems like these films are more geared toward teenage audiences who enjoy "Twilight" or "Spy Kids". Anyways, I'd pass on this one personally.
See you at the movies!
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Reply #7 on : Mon August 16, 2010, 15:32:57
Take it easy fella, you're still a kid. Don't you ever have wishful thinking of being the hero who saves the girl? You don't have to be a gamer to feel that way.
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Reply #6 on : Sun August 15, 2010, 19:52:04
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Reply #4 on : Sun August 15, 2010, 06:39:19
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Reply #3 on : Sat August 14, 2010, 01:08:06
In all due respect,
jekiwi
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Reply #2 on : Fri August 13, 2010, 14:01:55
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Reply #1 on : Thu August 12, 2010, 21:17:36
Step Up 3 (PG-13) C
The first two "Step Up" films ('06, '08) were surprisingly popular with movie goers, grossing a combined worldwide total of $262 million dollars. This third edition takes the series to a whole new dimension. But will it pay off?
"Step Up 3" (which I saw in 3D and therefore is called "Step Up 3D") is a combination of "Fame", "High School Musical" and "The Karate Kid", with a little "Glee" thrown in. Just take away the singing and Kung Fu and replace it with dancing.
The plot is nothing new: There's the college freshman who's parents want him to be an engineer, but he wants to dance. His name is Moose and he joins-up with Luke, who owns a studio where his team of dancers practice and live. The Pirates, which they call themselves, need to win the big dance competition to pay-off the bank or they'll lose the studio. And there's the mysterious girl who joins the group and becomes Luke's girlfriend. But is she who she says she is?
Oh, and Moose has a best friend (Disney Channel's Alyson Stoner). They're "just friends", though everybody but them know they really like each other.
The biggest problem with "Step Up 3D" is the 3D. The dance scenes (which make up most of the film) are extremely in your face, to the point where it gets very creepy. And there are way too many cheap 3D gimmicks, having objects flying at the screen just to show off the 3D. We hardly ever have things flying directly at us in real-life 3D so why do filmmakers do it in movies? I'm more convinced than ever that 3D was made for animated and fantasy films, not for live-action films.
There's nothing new of original in "SU3D". The script is pretty corny and most of the performances are weak. Stoner (who I met a few years ago) gives the best performance because she's an actor playing a dancer while the rest of the cast is made up of dancers trying to be actors.
However, the dancers are very good at what they do and most of the dance scenes are great to watch. And I'm sure I would have enjoyed them even more in 2D.
On The Official Kid Critic Report Card, "Step Up 3D" gets a C. It's rated PG-13 for some brief language, but there's really nothing for parents to worry about.
If there's another "Step Up" film in two years it can't be made in 4D, so maybe it'll just be a regular film. And maybe the writers will step-it-up with a better script.












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